Warning: This article on coin humor may have some adult content. If you’re offended by mild adult language, please skip those parts and continue reading. My other articles containing coin humor are generally inoffensive. I’m tired of being inoffensive, and it’s time to cut loose!
Maybe I should subtitle this article: The Shocking Truth Revealed: Rare American Coin Horniness Is Perfectly Normal!
Many years ago, I was hiking near some cliffs, when I met a group of hang gliders. I stopped to talk to a couple of them. They talked of the thrills and sensations of hang gliding. At one point one of them confessed they even get “air horny”, if the activity isn’t pursued regularly.
I of course wondered how they satisfied their state of air horniness. Did they have air-gasms? I think back on the hang gliders occasionally and revere the passion they had for their sport.
Now, I can relate that to my need to acquire more rare American coins. I think it must be the passion for an activity that dictates its regular pursuit. After many years of guilt feelings, I learned this need isn’t some sort of perversion. It is perfectly healthy and indeed normal!
I love gold and silver rare American coins. I really, really love old and new coins. I can’t keep my thoughts off of the lovely, lonely beauties. I find myself regularly lusting after those little babies.
Like many men, I seek the thrill of the chase. I often zero in on my target and go after it to make it mine. (Liberty seems to be depicted as female). Real women are generally uninterested in me, but not so with a beautiful gold or silver rare American coin. For enough money, I can usually take a new coin home with me the very day I meet it.
Occasionally, the rarer, more expensive American coins have to be courted for a while. Not so much for them, but for me. I have to weigh a bargain price, against the possibility of something better coming along sometime soon.
I also confess that I have an appreciation for coins that are older than me. I treat my coins with the respect they deserve, and they stay with me for a long time. Another great thing about my Lady Liberties is they don’t get jealous of each other.
I regularly feel the need to acquire a new silver or gold specimen in fact. This desire is persistent and recurring, so I call it being coin horny.
Acquiring a new coin is only satisfying for a short time however, before another one starts to catch my eye and flirt with me. It’s the anticipation more than the reality that’s satisfying.
Then, I start to get coin horny again and look for another rare American coin. I’m driven to seek more and more amore. I think I have a perfectly healthy coin drive. I’ve never heard of anyone being “over-coined”. Have you?
While the hang gliders experience their “air-gasms” my relationship with rare American coins goes all the way back to their conception! How you conceive a coin you ask?
Are you ready? It goes all the way back to the initial ore-gasm. Oh come on, I really worked hard for that one… OK, I promise to write more educational/informative articles in the near future.
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