I’ve written half a dozen humorous articles on my website regarding coins. Humor only comes to me occasionally, so it’s an undependable source for entertainment. I’ve found virtually no humor in the coin world, so I try to inject some once in a while.
I recently did some research on coin humor and coin jokes. Very little came up, so this might be a short article. If you have some coin humor, please let me know and I might update this article.
Basically, since no coin jokes exist, I had to find other types of jokes that happen to contain some reference to coins in them. I’ve culled what I’ve found and this is the best of the best.
Her first game
- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they
kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo?
It’s only 25 cents!!!
- Q: How was copper wire discovered?
A: It happened when two Dutchmen saw and picked up a penny at the same time!
Making a wish
- A married couple walks up to a wishing well. Bob leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well and drowns.
Bob exclaims, “Wow, it really works.”
Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” Sam exclaims.
As the lady tries on the coat, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, “Ah sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.”
“No problem. I’ll write you a check.”
“Very good, sir,” says the shop owner. “Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared.”
On Monday, Sam returns. The store owner is outraged, “How dare you show your face in here? There isn’t a single penny in your checking account.”
“I just had to come by,” grins Sam, “to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life.”
An elderly, disheveled man walks into a brothel. “I want Natalie,” the old man says.
“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. She charges $1000 per hour. Perhaps someone else?”
“No, I must see Natalie.”
He reaches into his pocket and shows her ten $100 bills. The madam leads him to Natalie’s room. The man pays Natalie, stays for an hour and leaves.
The next night, he appears again, demanding Natalie. Again the old man pays the $1000, stays for an hour and leaves.
When he shows up the third consecutive night, no one can believe it. Again, he hands Natalie ten $100 bills.
At the end of the hour, Natalie questions the old man, “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row! Where are you from?”
The old man replies, “I am from Minsk.”
“Really? How coincidental.” replies Natalie, “I have a sister who lives there.”
“Yes, I know,” says the old man. “She gave me $3,000 to give to you.”
- Q. What is 6 inches long, has a big head, and drives women wild?
A. A hundred dollar bill.
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